American Flag John P. Squibob
Ancient and Honorable Order of E Clampus Vitus®
San Diego and Imperial Counties, California




The Clamper® Creed

As I pass through life, may I always be humble; may I never take myself seriously; may I always appreciate a little of the ridiculous; may I always be a two-fisted Clamper when the bottle passes my way and if I imbibe and can't hold it like a man, then may I always be able to pass it to the next brother; may I never forget the stout-hearted men who settled a great western wilderness and the heritage we have today. May I never fail to appreciate a bit of western lore.


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Upcoming Events

P.H.A.R.T. V

Calling all Vituscans, frolicking friars and those with a pent up need to P.H.A.R.T. Lost Leader, XNGH John"Five Hats" Eugenio has summoned the hewgag to be sounded to call all redshirt off-road apostles to gather near Boulevard, California on the weekend of March 20-22, 2015 for the spring gathering of the Phoenxian Hobnobs and Rositerous Trailmasters (P.H.A.R.T.)

Details on this event may be found by clicking here to go to the event page. There you will also find the RECON report, PayPal for secure online payment of your rub, as well as links to the event flyer and release of liability form.

Spring Clampout

Noble Grand Humbug Gerow "Monkey" Pitchford has directed the sounding of the hewgag to call all upstanding brethren of E Clampus Vitus® to convene in the picturesque Santa Maria Valley of central San Diego County for the 2015 John P. Squibob Chapter #1853 Spring Clampout.

Details on this event may be found by clicking here to go to the event page. There you will also find the RECON report, PayPal for secure online payment of your rub, as well as links to the event flyer and release of liability form.


From the Humbug

Noble Grand Humbug, Gerow "Monkey" Pitchford extends a welcome to you on behalf of John. P. Squibob Chapter #1853.

Right about now, he is settling into the reality that he is really screwed and wonders if he was sober when he agreed to enter the chairs. Nevertheless, check back often for updates, directions, sage advice (and perhaps a cocktail recipe or two) from him.


Welcome to Our New Website!

After months of planning, testing, tweaking and retesting, we are pleased to unveil our new look.

This site has features responsive design -- that is, you may view on any internet-enabled desktop or laptop computer, tablet or smartphone device. Take us with you whereever you go!

We ask your patience as we work out a few minor glitches and will be rolling out additional sections of the site over the next couple of months as we continue to build it out. Yet, you will find all of the essential information -- including chapter calendar, event information, forms and other must-have information at your fingertips.

Visit our site for the latest official chapter news, announcements and other developments. Also, please be sure to follow us on Facebook and Twitter for even more up-to-the-moment information.